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A D*ck Appointment: Hoarders Edition | A Twitter Story [VIDEO]
So picture this. This fine ass zaddy you’ve been eyeing finally hits you up for a date. He got a job, a car and is interested in taking you out for a night on the town. Sounds good right? Keep reading…
He is taking you home. You wore your “dZICKEd me down panties,” and you’re ready for whatever is in store. Y’all are enjoying cute conversations while on the way to his house, and y’all pull up to a cute ass neighborhood. HE GOT MONEY SIS!
Chile he opens the door and you walk in, completely unprepared to be on an episode of Hoarders… JUNK, BAD CREDIT AND STARVING ROACHES ARE GREETING YOU ON THE INSIDE
WYD?
Sounds crazy but a Twitter user recently just had this experience and recorded the incident for those who didn’t believe it. Get into this ‘Tales For the Dick’ ass story below.
Y’all he pulls up in a 2017 car so I’m thinking I done came up. He got a car, a job and he brought me flowers on some real nigga shit
— 1229. (@ienahj__) January 10, 2018
We driving forever at this point I’m scared cause idk where tf we at. So we finally get in his neighborhood and all I see is mansions pic.twitter.com/MUB4Vz6QI6
— 1229. (@ienahj__) January 10, 2018
I’m thinking in my head like damn bitch was really goooood!? His house the biggest on the street right. pic.twitter.com/9a9vXs3U7h
— 1229. (@ienahj__) January 10, 2018
So he being a gentleman opened my door n shit & at this point I’m like okay maybe he ain’t so bad CAUSE REALLY I WASNT TRTNA GO TO HIS CRIB SO I WAS KINDA MAD ON THE WAY THERE
— 1229. (@ienahj__) January 10, 2018
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